Thursday, August 11, 2005

Pretentious Nursery Rhyme of the Day





Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water,
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill came tumbling after.

Jack and Jill ascended the hill
To fetch some mineral water;
Jack's titubation caused
pericranial vitiation;
Jill emulated him shortly after.


Comments:
My dictionary didnt have "titubation" and "pericranial". I guess its an unpretentious dictionary. LOL!
 
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