Daily Gyaan

World Trade Center = Lewd Terror Act; End.

The Florida Vote Recount = Done To Cover Their Fault

George W. Bush = He Grew Bogus

Year Two Thousand = A Year to Shut Down

Windows Me = New wisdom (???)

Year Two Thousand = A Year to Shut Down

Allied Force = Oil-led farce = Farce! Old lie!

Impeach Clinton = Let Monica pinch

Impeach Clinton = Point: cancel him = Then clip Monica

The Microsoft Corporation = Horror of Competition Acts

President Clinton of the USA = To copulate he finds interns

Monica Lewinsky =
Nice silky woman
I may own nickels
Income? A sly wink!
Wank cosily in me
I yowl nicknames
Wank my silicone
Icy silken woman
I lay sick men now

Monica Lewinsky =
Knew a Slimy Icon
Now I Lay Sick Men
We May Lock in Sin
News May Ink Coil

Princess Diana =
And Since Paris
Sad Panic Risen
Car, Snap, Die, Sin
Pain as car's end
I End as car spin

Jim Morrison = Mr. Mojo risin'

Tom Cruise = So I'm Cuter

The Hilton = Hint: Hotel

Salman Rushdie = Read, Shun Islam

Martin Scorsese = Screen is a storm

Statue of Liberty = Built to Stay Free

Patrick Stewart = A Crap Trek Twist

New York Times = Monkeys Write / Monkey Writes

David Letterman = Nerd Amid Late TV

To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. =
In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.

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