Daily Gyaan

My wife and I pondered for a while whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have.

Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have declared you legally insane in order to gain control of your estate.

I took the speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It's about Russia.

Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night.

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.