Thursday, January 27, 2005

Woody Allen Quotes Part 1

In Los Angeles they don't throw out their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman.

My problems all started with my early education. I went to a school for mentally disturbed teachers.

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.


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lol fantastic!
 
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