Saturday, January 08, 2005
Top 11 Ways George Lucas Could Ruin Episode III
I have completely lifted this from the link... but it was irresistable. The No. 1 reason absolutely hits the bulls-eye :)
11. Show Amidala being artificially inseminated by C3P0.
10. Have Greedo's father shoot Han's father.
9. Have the Empire invade the planet of Erak on the pretext that they have weapons of mass destruction.
8. Anakin shouting at the end, "I'll get you, Obi Wan, if it's the last thing I do!"
7. Forgetting the whole plot and killing Anakin and Yoda.
6. Tell the actors and actresses that they were over-emoting during the last two movies, and they should act with less excitement.
5. End the movie with the Sith holding a large celebratory barbecue in the woods, with fireworks bursting overhead.
4. Cast John Stamos and Dave Coulier as Luke and Leia's Uncle Jesse and Uncle Joey.
3. Have the actors make light sabre and blaster sound effects themselves.
2. Have the incident that finally pushes Anakin over to the dark side, be the Jedi Council making fun of his new haircut.
1. Entitle it Revenge of the Sith, and continue to write and direct it on his own.
11. Show Amidala being artificially inseminated by C3P0.
10. Have Greedo's father shoot Han's father.
9. Have the Empire invade the planet of Erak on the pretext that they have weapons of mass destruction.
8. Anakin shouting at the end, "I'll get you, Obi Wan, if it's the last thing I do!"
7. Forgetting the whole plot and killing Anakin and Yoda.
6. Tell the actors and actresses that they were over-emoting during the last two movies, and they should act with less excitement.
5. End the movie with the Sith holding a large celebratory barbecue in the woods, with fireworks bursting overhead.
4. Cast John Stamos and Dave Coulier as Luke and Leia's Uncle Jesse and Uncle Joey.
3. Have the actors make light sabre and blaster sound effects themselves.
2. Have the incident that finally pushes Anakin over to the dark side, be the Jedi Council making fun of his new haircut.
1. Entitle it Revenge of the Sith, and continue to write and direct it on his own.
