Daily Gyaan

One morning a husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, drops anchor and begins to read her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies.

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, Officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,"says the woman.

"But I have not even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day, ma'am," he said, and left.

Moral of this story: Never argue with a woman who reads. It is likely she can also think.

That is so Hannibal Lector!

Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it.

-- Alfred Hitchcock

-- Unknown

The mysterious asteroid gets stinking drunk, but a roller coaster for a graduated cylinder feverishly befriends some boiled scythes.

Little Miss Muffet

Little Miss Muffet
sat on a tuffet,
Eating her curds and whey.

There came a big spider,
Who sat down beside her.
And frightened Miss Muffet away!

Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.

-- Leo Tolstoy