Daily Gyaan

1. Don't panic.
2. Get away from the zombies. Most of the time, you can move faster than they can.
3. Gather food, water, an emergency radio, flashlights and weapons, and retreat to a secure location.
4. If possible, retreat to a shopping mall, general retail store or other location where you'll have easy access to food and supplies.
5. Stay away from heavily populated areas, where the infestation is likely to be heaviest.
6. Barricade all entrances and stay put at all costs.
7. Don't get surrounded or backed into a corner or other enclosed space.
8. Remember that anyone bitten or killed by a zombie will become a threat to you and your party.
9. Wait patiently for rescue and make long-term preparations for your survival.

Also, avoid common mistakes like:
* Sheltering in a vehicle to which you do not have the keys
* Leaving blades, cudgels or other basic weapons out for zombies to find
* Teaching zombies how to use firearms
* Giving your only weapon to anyone who is hysterical
* Retreating to a basement or cellar without taking supplies with you
* Getting into an elevator in a building infested with zombies
* Letting personal feelings and arguments get in the way of survival

My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular.

-- Adlai E. Stevenson Jr., Speech in Detroit, 7 Oct. 1952

Why you have to learn English if you're living in America.

-- E. L. Mascall

Mors certa, hora incerta

Latin for "Death is certain, its hour uncertain"

He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed.

-- David Frost

Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness; it is generally the by-product of other activities.

-- Aldous Huxley, Vendeta for the Western World, 1945

Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies.

-- Voltaire's last words (attributed),
when asked by a priest to renounce Satan

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

-- Mel Brooks